lying sack of shit 

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

lying sack of shit by GM July 21, 2003

delusional lying sack of shit 

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.

delusional lying sack of shit by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

Lying Sack of Shit 

A person that lies about everything

Doug is a lying sack of shit

Lying Sack of Shit by Ol Dirt Dog May 11, 2010

internet lying syndrome 

When someone across the internet makes unbelievable claims without any proof of backing it up and does it repeatedly. They usually do it because they have low self-esteem and want people to like them. Since nobody really knows if someone over the internet is lying or telling the truth.

Person1: Yeah, so I've had sex with over 100 girls, I'm a millionaire, I've got way over 500 cars, and I live in a mansion.
Person2: Oh cool, can I see some pictures of your mansion and cars?
Person1: Oh, sorry, I don't have a camera =(.
Person2: So let me get this straight, you're a millionaire and you live in a mansion, but you can't even buy a measly camera? Dude, you have ILS.
Person1: What's ILS?
Person2: Internet Lying Syndrome.

internet lying syndrome by Tomajko April 15, 2008

lying son of a bitch 

i'm still upset about this guy...
see tag below for the story

just you wait, you fat bastard. it's almost Christmas Eve, you lying son of a bitch.

lying son of a bitch by Bumblebee Transformer Kid May 28, 2010

compulsive lying snitch cunt 

A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt

Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!

compulsive lying snitch cunt by DJ Smokey January 30, 2014

delusional lying sack of shit 

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!

delusional lying sack of shit by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019