LYS

An evil Chinese cyborg that oddly resembles a fish or a donkey (see donkfish).
Its main processor does not exceed I2 laptops and is extremely slow at human logic and communications. Furthermore, this robot has a low frequency sound noise and usually use the word "shyt!" followed by a small homosexual jump.
Known for its selfish personality, if asked for help it will only answer "mann read tyour lectwure notez".
Furthermore to intimidate the humans, he usually points at u with closed fist while blabbering "You're gona faill".
Also known for its strange programmed sexuality, it prefers shemales rather than females (although this cyborg is designed to be a male).
The programmer of this useless cyborg is unknown.

Ape: Hey LYS, what is the answer for 1+1?
LYS: Read your lecturreee notes. You're gonna fail!!!

by HKUSTFREAK January 19, 2011

LYS

Learn Your Shit

"Hey, LYS. I'm sick of answering your questions Stephen."

by SeriouslyHush! May 26, 2012

Lys

A french female's name, a variation of Lily, usually hot with an ass, and funny.

Jake:"Damn Lys got an ass:

by Lysie Bear November 11, 2016

-ly

-ly prefix is used at the end of most sentences and it Is meant to say i love you so u can keep reminding them

Don’t worry it’s okay-ly

by Tyler cavaly July 12, 2017

LYS

And abbreviation for the phrase, “Love You Soul.”

“I’ll talk to you later! LYS!”

by Mfn_Mel May 28, 2022

lying

is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

by helloimmadork October 9, 2006

LYS

luv u sis
a shortend version of lylas (love u like a sister)
mainly used on im as internet slang

girl: tlk 2 u l8r

friend: lys
girl: lys bye
friend: bye

by SweepPuppy August 26, 2009