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donkfish by HKUSTFREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK December 3, 2010
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Dongfish
The most sophisticated and advanced fish in the ocean blue. A large spherical pearl white orb known as the “nutte sack” connected to its primary abdomen. Roughly 67% of its body mass is comprised of this “sack”. Able to reproduce at a rapid pace with hella accurate baby sniping. Perhaps the greatest evolutionary tactic in the animal kingdom, the ability to acquire hella bitches, is a trait of the Dongfish.
Dongfish by Totally not Dongfish February 25, 2021
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dorkfish
(noun) Originally derived from a Bill Engvall CD, a dorkfish is a very strange looking fish whoes upper jaw sticks out way farther than his lower jaw. Can be used to describe people when they act as if they were this fish.
dorkfish by Kyle Farris June 28, 2003
Douche Bag Dorkfish
A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.
Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.
Douche Bag Dorkfish by Mibewt December 29, 2009
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dongfish by FUCKHEAD GNAT February 1, 2019
Dorkfish
A person with a dorkish personalty. You still love them and there dorkness. A Dorkfish has a few close friends, and loves them all. A Dorkfish is very loyal, and hates a liar. A Dorkfish is somewhat awkward, and hard to get use to.
The Kid everyone says hi to in the hall, but then doesn't make plans with afterschool. Thats a Dorkfish.
Dorkfish by you&mehaveadd January 26, 2011
dorkfish
The name of a Bill Engvall album; originally from a dorky-looking fish from The id Software series "Commander Keen". Also made appearences in the Quake series of PC games.
I'm a dorkfish! He caught me on'a corndawg! I was swimmin' in th'ocean, and I saw that corndawg and said "Whatsa corndawg doing in th'ocean?!"
dorkfish by lancelot323 July 6, 2007
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