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Luxury Garden Party 

Classy way of referring to sexual intercourse. Most often used when inviting a woman back to your home.

While this phrase generally refers to any type of sex act, it is sometimes used to refer specifically to sex in an outdoor hot tub.

Variations: If used when referring specifically to outdoor hot tub sex and the sex happens to be anal, then the term is modified as "Exotic Garden Party"
Would you like to come back to my place for a Luxury Garden Party?

We are inviting the four Japanese students to a Luxury Garden Party.

I took her home and we had an Exotic Garden Party
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Luxury Garden Party 

A Luxury Garden Party is a euphemism for sexual encounters that usually occur in open air, outdoor locales and environs and involve a bathtub, shower stall, or hot tub/jacuzzi. Ideally, the textbook luxury garden party will involve a hot tub or jacuzzi during the late spring or summer months in an outside setting, two or more women at least 85% naked and that rate at least 8.5 to a full 10 on the Richter scale, two or more bottles of VSOP, one fruit plate and an hors d'evours platter from your local Publix, Whole Foods, or deli/caterer of your choice.
The best part of my business trip was the wonderful luxury garden party hosted by the two wonderful Korean ladies that were staying in the hotel room next to mine.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026