Lurchism is the act of having a consistent belief but lurching violently in your opinions about details of that thing. Lurchism happens when a lurchist says anything about anything, he or she willlurch to the opposite position within a few days. Lurchism was defined and mastered by writer Pablo Friedman.
Julian is a lurchist, one day he says he loves a girl the next he dumps her in a vindictive manner. He always wants to find the right woman, but his lurchism prevents him.
Mary is a lurchist, she is patriotic toward Russia but is always lurching between her opinions about the war in Ukraine. Sometimes she thinks it is necessary for various reasons, other times she thinks it is a pointless land grab.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi