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lunch meat 

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.
Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.
lunch meat by Kajoe September 4, 2006

lunch meat 

A Chicago Term when something is dead or Out of luck. Not going to happen. Mainly used on the westside of Chicago, in L-Town.
Person A: aye! Let me get a dollar.
Person B: Hell Naw that shit lunch meat.

lunch meat 

What someone can feel like after a wild night of partying.
After last night's party, Chris woke up and said he felt like a pound of lunch meat.
lunch meat by sickness July 5, 2005

Lunch meat 

A person on the street that could easily get robbed for their money or Jewerly.
"...With the shines on niggaz be looking like lunch meat"-50 cent I'll whip your head boy
Lunch meat by mista major November 5, 2010

lunch meat 

cracked out, dirty, bum niggas
Tc loves to fuck all the lunch meat that walks into the door...she only fucks the ones that are cracked out of there mind.
lunch meat by Floppy646464 February 1, 2008

Lunch Meat n’ Beat 

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
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