by teh n00b November 29, 2003
Get the Lumbert mug.(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
by Kaster Master November 19, 2021
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One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019
Get the Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert mug.Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!
by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018
Get the Lambert High School mug.Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!
by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019
Get the lumberjackulate mug.A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.
They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?
Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!
Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!
Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012
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