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lumbertwink

A gay, slender young man with scruff or a beard who finds himself attracted to masculine, hairy men, or bears.
Tyler grew tired of the cookie-cutter, shaved bod scene so he grew out a beard and let his body hair grow, put on some blue jeans and a flannel shirt and became a lumbertwink. He found himself a bear daddy and they lived happily ever after.
by rodzylla May 15, 2014
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lumbertwink

a gay, slender young man with no body hair, that has scruff or a beard. they prefer to wear jeans, & flannels, or other work wear instead of designer brands.
me: jonny sure was a twink, until they grew out that beard.
you: oh! so he is an otter?
me: no. they still have no body hair under those jeans, & flannel, just a beard.
you: a lumbersexual.
me: more like a lumbertwink. they love to ride the wood!
by saltygypsypirate July 14, 2022
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LumberWIKI

Lumber is the gayest person you will ever meet. Although he does like some girls. He is greedy but he could give you the best gift ever. Sometimes he can feel misunderstood by friends, family, teachers. But he doesn't get that in the way when helping others. Lumber is the best at FPS, TPS games he kicks ass; Although sometimes his so good at video games he could be toxic.
"Hey, LumberWIKI could I get some coffee?" "No, I'm watching Pornhub but I could give you a tour of the video."
by LumberWIKI November 23, 2018
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