A lum lum is a small woodman creature known for his sneaky ways and explicit sex life that has been known to keep the majority of his habitat up. On a normal day, one can find the lum lum sitting calming in his cave with headphones on, or dry humping olga. There is still debate to this day whether the lum lum has been sexually connected to the LUUM LUUM, another species that shares his cage but is pronounced with a much longer and drawn out tone.

Girl: i wanna go hunting for Lum Lum
Boy: Slut

lum lum by Sasgood February 6, 2008

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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

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boaby up the lum'

scottish term for the act of putting one's penis into a partner's rectum.

'bend ower ya boot am gonny pit boaby up the lum'

boaby up the lum' by sugarvine July 10, 2009

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lum

Scots word for Chimney or flue,allows the reek to exit a house!

Santa Clause is comin
He's comin doon the Lum!
Ye Better Pit The Fire oot!
in case he burns his Bum!

lum by Alba gu Brath July 4, 2006

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