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Adrien x Luka 

Adrien and Luka where having a great day and where doing random shit activates... they found this odd place and it was a escape room. They decided to go in there. There was a very old, but looked young, lady who got them set up and put them in the room. While they where looking for clues to escape a candle lit. Then more candles lit. Then all the sudden a huge bed with hearts and roses on it. There was also a note. It read "You will never escape until you've had sex..."

Adrien and Luka where terrified. But they didn't really have choice. Adrien looked at Luka and said ''Well are you going to make the first move?'' Luka started blushing. Luka said ''ok I will'' He unzipped his pants and took them off and threw them into a corner . Adrien looked at him and quickly did the same. And they both took off their shirts, but they still had their boxers on. They walked near each other. Adrien quickly made it awkward by saying "So what now?.." Luka was just doing that one sad E-gril pose. Adrien started to wrap his arms around Luka and Luka quickly became flushed. Adrien suddenly went forward and stroked Lukas cock and Luka moaned a lot. Adrien noticed there was 20 cameras looking at them and they were weirded out but they kept going. Luka passed out by adriens cream. Adrien smacked luka and he woke up. Luka started to...
Adrien x Luka by Flat_Froggie April 7, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012