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Lover Friend 

A Lover Friend is usually the one who’s in love with the Quiet Friend of their group. Secretly, the quiet friends likes them back but are too shy to admit. They are faded to failure unless the Lover Friend ignores his shyness and ask the Quiet Friend to date them.
“He’s a Lover Friend!”
“Oh no! Does he know the Quiet Friend likes him too?”
“Yep! But he’s also a pussy!”
Lover Friend by beatnxk July 3, 2020
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Lover Friend 

A friend at heart, but provides sexual favors in return for a loyal friendship. A lover friend knows his/her role, understanding they are indeed a step over the line of a "fuck buddy" but not anywhere near a boyfriend or girlfriend. A lover friend cannot give or receive gifts for a holiday, birthday, or any other special occasion, but is allowed to give out free sex whenever he or she pleases. Your lover friend should not have feelings for you, and if they do they are wasting their time.
Hey guys, meet my lover friend, Jordyn, she's only staying the night.
Lover Friend by YuuliusCeasar November 23, 2017

Lover-friend 

Someone you are friends with, but also have sex with, and maybe some love is involved. You may or may not be neighbors. Your kids may be friends. Your spouses may also be lover-friends. You probably spend a lot of time together, parent together, and combine daily chores.
I am going away for the weekend with my lover-friends.

Our lover-friends want to know at who’s house is dinner tonight?

My neighbors asked if I was driving in the car with my lover-friend the other day.
Lover-friend by Mrs. Mag July 18, 2021

homie-lover-friend 

1. Somebody that is your Homegurl/homeboi, that you kick it with, have sex with, and trust.
2. The dude nobody knows ur secretly having sex with, everyone thinks ur "best friends"
3.Yall both are in relationships but cant get enough of each other.
friend: "Are you and Tony dating?"
You: "naa thats my homie-lover-friend!"
homie-lover-friend by Jay8 December 9, 2006

homie lover friend 

A friend who you kick it with homie and have sex with lover. Popularized in the 90's by R Kelly, popularly referred to as The R or the R(ah).
R Kelly lyric:
Some one who can relate to what i have in store,
She can kick back with da homies, play the stake and getting played
That down to earth gyirl from around the world hey
We will be together for all times, i need a homie lover friend that will alway
Be mine
homie lover friend by jon lic May 27, 2008

best lover friend 

When you're someone best lover but they just wanna be friends.
Sally sue tell me I'm the best lover friend she ever had.
best lover friend by Ppdr May 24, 2016

TV and Friend chiken lover. 

Yup thats me, in every way.
I ate fried chicken and stole another niggers TV, unfortunatly, I have no electricity to run it.
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