A polite term that is used to describe a womans vagina in mixed or young company. Often used at Dinner Parties.
Jane : where is Mary today?
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.
by Spankysmagicpiano June 15, 2008
Get the Love Lettucemug.