Love Farts

A fart released in silent, usually in bed, by one or another spouse. When caught, the offender uses the excuse that he/she loves him/her. A downright silly, but mean thing to do. Especially if the farter has eaten eggs, asparagus, or taco bell that evening.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.

"Honey, did you just fart!?!?"
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-

by stuporjew57 July 8, 2011

lovefart

To act excessively sappy and mawkish towards one's love interest in a way that is romantically cute and silly. To supply adorkable love quotes

"Oh babe, your lovefarting has made my day"
"Ikr, I adore you that's why I keep lovefarting for you"

by stegosaurusaintreal March 31, 2021