Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 11, 2018

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

by hobo ben June 8, 2018

lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.

Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.

by redk103413 May 16, 2018

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020

Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.

My lip lotion cured her chapped lips.

by Maverick Murdered Goose June 3, 2015

lotionalizing

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.

I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.

by marzena July 29, 2008

lotion

your mom when i- when your- when your mo- when- when your mom- when i and your- when your mom and i- when when WHEN

per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop

by September 20, 2021