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Lost At Sea

To be stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper in the bathroom. Usually occurs after failure to check how much back up tp you have. This can be remedied by calling out to whoever is in your house, or if you have a cell phone, by calling someone.
John was lost at sea for three hours until his mom came home with a pack of toilet paper.
Lost At Sea by THatgUY452 October 22, 2011

Lost at sea

Water (namely bath water) containing cum.
Wanking in the bath should be cleaner because your jizz should be lost at sea, instead of wanking in bed which can ruin the tissues and stain the bed sheets.
Lost at sea by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

lost_at_sea45 

He is the lord of our religion Lostism, the pope of the religion and the king in our hearts 😎. He is the hero Unknowns Hub needed after TheUnknownDogger ruined it
Everyone: lost_at_sea45 is an amazing mod, best one I’ve ever seen
lost_at_sea45 by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022