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LoseTard
To be considered a loser and a retard at the same time, and representing both definitions completley. You may consider calling people this name when you are just kidding, or you may really mean it with a passion.
Say it was your best friend, you may call them a losetard for doing some sort of act of foolishness. If it a man who has hurt you and your best friend...then you may call him a losetard without any apologies needed. Afterall, he can tae it like a MAN. Except for Jason that is.....He's always womanly.
LoseTard by Monika And Sadie May 20, 2007
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Uniform ResARGHrce LocatARGHs!
Uniform Resource Locator: a universal address for resources on the internet, which is most commonly used for websites.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
Uniform ResARGHrce LocatARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration Uniform Resource Locators.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
Uniform ResARGHrce LocatARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration Uniform Resource Locators.
Uniform ResARGHrce LocatARGHs! by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 26, 2013
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