Lorsche
Lorsche by Meistermagic February 24, 2010
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Lersche
A lersche is an unlucky adolescent, usually between 12 and 16, who displays many or all of the worst symptoms of puberty. Although lerches often display cases of bad acne and body odor, this term is not limited to physical awkwardness. It can even include characteristics such as poor hygiene, self esteem issues, social anxiety, and emotional instability. Lersches may have trouble fitting in or making friends. As such they often develop strange habits or personalities that further qualify them as a lersche.
Person A: Hey man, want to partner up for this project?
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.
Lersche by Boast of Toast September 19, 2013
Larsches Lox
Larsches Lox by ShmickROK November 26, 2019
lorshele
Lorshele is usually a petite woman. She is very attractive, and many men find her irresistible. She loves children, and usually has three of her own. She loves a good laugh, but she has a serious side and knows how to take care of business. Everybody loves her. She loves to travel and is adventurous. Nostalgic, Romantic, Caring, Family-oriented, Independent, Responsible, Successful, and Fun-loving. If she is your mate, never let her go! If she is your daughter, sibling, mother, or friend, you are truly blessed!
"Those Lorshele's are head-turners!"
lorshele by Imcoolerthanme January 19, 2017
lousche
Simultaneously being a leech and a dousche at the same time. Following people around and pissing them off.
Kid 1: dude omfg kid 3 will not get off my ass!
Kid 2: ya dude he is such a fuckin lousche, omg
Kid 3: HEY GUYS WHATS UP!!!
Kid 1+2: FUCK OFF!
Kid 2: ya dude he is such a fuckin lousche, omg
Kid 3: HEY GUYS WHATS UP!!!
Kid 1+2: FUCK OFF!
lousche by couchpotato282 November 16, 2007