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A feeling only possibly expressed by the word Lorsche
Man, I feel so Lorsche!
Lorsche by Hoobajoob September 20, 2003
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A lersche is an unlucky adolescent, usually between 12 and 16, who displays many or all of the worst symptoms of puberty. Although lerches often display cases of bad acne and body odor, this term is not limited to physical awkwardness. It can even include characteristics such as poor hygiene, self esteem issues, social anxiety, and emotional instability. Lersches may have trouble fitting in or making friends. As such they often develop strange habits or personalities that further qualify them as a lersche.
Person A: Hey man, want to partner up for this project?
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.
Lersche by Boast of Toast September 19, 2013

Larsches Lox 

The only way to describe a well cultivated mullet.
Rachel from Beefs Barbers has done a great job on Shmick’s Larsches Lox.
Larsches Lox by ShmickROK November 26, 2019
A cross between a loser and a stoner.
Me: Who ate all my cheetos?
You: ::Crunch:: Not ::Crunch:: Me ::Yumyumyumyum::
Me: You're a f'in loscher.
loscher by LTRAIN June 11, 2006

lorshele 

Lorshele is usually a petite woman. She is very attractive, and many men find her irresistible. She loves children, and usually has three of her own. She loves a good laugh, but she has a serious side and knows how to take care of business. Everybody loves her. She loves to travel and is adventurous. Nostalgic, Romantic, Caring, Family-oriented, Independent, Responsible, Successful, and Fun-loving. If she is your mate, never let her go! If she is your daughter, sibling, mother, or friend, you are truly blessed!
"Those Lorshele's are head-turners!"
lorshele by Imcoolerthanme January 19, 2017
Simultaneously being a leech and a dousche at the same time. Following people around and pissing them off.
Kid 1: dude omfg kid 3 will not get off my ass!
Kid 2: ya dude he is such a fuckin lousche, omg
Kid 3: HEY GUYS WHATS UP!!!
Kid 1+2: FUCK OFF!
lousche by couchpotato282 November 16, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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