A lersche is an unlucky adolescent, usually between 12 and 16, who displays many or all of the worst symptoms of puberty. Although lerches often display cases of bad acne and body odor, this term is not limited to physical awkwardness. It can even include characteristics such as poor hygiene, self esteem issues, social anxiety, and emotional instability. Lersches may have trouble fitting in or making friends. As such they often develop strange habits or personalities that further qualify them as a lersche.

Person A: Hey man, want to partner up for this project?
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.

Lersche by Boast of Toast September 19, 2013

Larsches Lox

The only way to describe a well cultivated mullet.

Rachel from Beefs Barbers has done a great job on Shmick’s Larsches Lox.

Larsches Lox by ShmickROK November 26, 2019

loscher

A cross between a loser and a stoner.

Me: Who ate all my cheetos?
You: ::Crunch:: Not ::Crunch:: Me ::Yumyumyumyum::
Me: You're a f'in loscher.

loscher by LTRAIN June 11, 2006

lorshele

Lorshele is usually a petite woman. She is very attractive, and many men find her irresistible. She loves children, and usually has three of her own. She loves a good laugh, but she has a serious side and knows how to take care of business. Everybody loves her. She loves to travel and is adventurous. Nostalgic, Romantic, Caring, Family-oriented, Independent, Responsible, Successful, and Fun-loving. If she is your mate, never let her go! If she is your daughter, sibling, mother, or friend, you are truly blessed!

"Those Lorshele's are head-turners!"

lorshele by Imcoolerthanme January 19, 2017

lousche

Simultaneously being a leech and a dousche at the same time. Following people around and pissing them off.

Kid 1: dude omfg kid 3 will not get off my ass!
Kid 2: ya dude he is such a fuckin lousche, omg
Kid 3: HEY GUYS WHATS UP!!!
Kid 1+2: FUCK OFF!

lousche by couchpotato282 November 16, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026