Lorfarius 

38 year old virgin doing nothing sat inside spending all his time on retro video games the reek of cheeto dust scares away even the most fearsome predators

That guys is such a Lorfarius he should go stand in an open road

Lorfarius by TheHaulocostWasn'tReal69 December 2, 2021

lotharius hexicus 

See: fuckwad, dipshit, bastard fuck, cunt bucket, shit eater, arsehole, cunnymuck, jerkoff, fat fatty mc fat-fat, communist, terr-symp

The swirling vortex of nothingness and suckitude said to exist at the center of the galaxy can be explained by the professional theorem of lotharius hexicus, wherein the inverse-suckmastery relativity complex is superceded by the maxo-idiocism of the respective coordinates.

lotharius hexicus by Badass McAwesome April 8, 2007