Lord Almighty 

Lord Almighty also known as God or Yahowah/Adonai in Christianity, Judaism etc.

i ) An all-powerful, all-knowing creator and ruler of the universe who is present everywhere at any given moment who is the source of all moral authority: the supreme being.

ii) Also used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"Lord Almighty!, what did my child do to deserve this?"

i) Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. - (Malachi 3:10)

ii) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"

i ) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
ii) "Do not fear or worry, for Lord Almighty will deliver you from all troubles"

Lord Almighty by Yahowah-Shammah March 4, 2019

The Lord Almighty 

The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?

The Lord Almighty by Yert 69 January 9, 2020

Almighty fish lord 

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.

Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!

Almighty fish lord by Leothebard June 11, 2022

Lordamighty

Southern slang, shortned form of phrase "lord all mighty". used instead of saying "oh my gosh" or "oh jesus"

"lordamighty, whaddya do?"
"I tried to snowborad in one inch of snow."
"again?!"

Lordamighty by nashville chik October 4, 2005