The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?
by Yert 69 January 09, 2020
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Lord Almighty also known as God or Yahowah/Adonai in Christianity, Judaism etc.

i ) An all-powerful, all-knowing creator and ruler of the universe who is present everywhere at any given moment who is the source of all moral authority: the supreme being.

ii) Also used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"Lord Almighty!, what did my child do to deserve this?"

i) Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. - (Malachi 3:10)

ii) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
i ) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
ii) "Do not fear or worry, for Lord Almighty will deliver you from all troubles"
by Yahowah-Shammah March 04, 2019
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