Loraline

Loraline is a petty mad fellow, a doofy person and a desperate housekeeper. However, she has eyes, which is fortunate for someone who has interests in weird stuffs such as laughing on poo. She thoughts that her eyes are the colour of honey, and tastes like it. But, well, Loraline, there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy (you're a bit dumb), because if your eyes only see sh*t it is for the particular reason that they actually are. But that's okay, because she's cool and looks ravishing (only at full mooned nights).
- As a Loraline, I have been cured to think otherwise than the fact that I am more sinned against than sinning. (Astonishingly, she can speak really good)
by Whathaveyoudone... November 19, 2023
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