PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the
spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
PERSON A: It's really
hot in it.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I was
hot once.