The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.
Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?
Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.
Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.
by this is shit December 5, 2008
The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk
Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.
by Spurtesh November 9, 2013
Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisingly down-to-earth students, and lacrosse. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.
Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.
Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.
As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.
Townies hate us for some reason.
To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.
Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.
As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.
Townies hate us for some reason.
To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
(Fictional conversation, fictional names.)
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."
Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."
Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."
Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."
Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
by Old Alum July 11, 2008
The act of sniffing bodily fluid stains left on one's couch, bed sheets, etc. following a night of drunken fornication or intercourse. The sniffer, often a male, believes the stain originates from alcohol, but much to his dismay, the result is usually female urine. The term is coined after a Midwest party-pimp made it his duty to aggressively sniff all secretions left on his bed following any night with a lady.
Spencer and Meghan drunkenly hooked up. The following morning, Spencer believed a stain on his bed was from his Tequila bottle, and regrettably, he proceeded to Loomis Sniff the stain.
by Samuel Win2 Dallin July 24, 2007
The shrink who studied a young Michael Myers in the Halloween films. He was played by the late Donald Pleasance and was last seen in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film was shot in Pleasance's last days. It is assumed Loomis was killed by Michael Myers. He is frequently seen carrying a pistol of some kind, from revolver to desert eagle, and seems to be the only person who is capable of understanding Michael's destructive power. After Halloween 2, he became scarred when he set a room he and Myers were in ablaze with gas in an attempt to kill Myers forever. He walks with a cane after the explosion as well. Also is the deliverer of The famous "Blackest Eyes" quote. He is one of the finest characters in horror movie history and will be missed.
by Coo Coo Canuck June 28, 2006
by Kiburg January 17, 2005