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Looking for Boston Market 

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A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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Looking for the Boston Market 

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What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console
Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market
Looking for the Boston Market by Jerz26 January 17, 2014
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