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Our favourite disposable whore, loves golden showers and being below men! How many kinks does loofa have? idk i lost count a long time ago, the blocklist is getting longer and i lose a bit of my will to live when she speaks. but we all love her really!
"Hey dude i need a piss"
"loofas over there"
loofa by BonnibelleBons February 19, 2022
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As said by the great Jimmy Fallon on his "The Bathroom Wall" album. "...a masculine-ifyed version of the feminime 'puff'" It is used to scrub off dead skin cells, dirt and reportably rips out ass hair.
"...he has his little basket out stuff...it holds your shampoo, your soap, you loofa...a french bread lookin' like thing that rips out your ass hair."
loofa by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004
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Actually, despite common perception, loofa refers to the vulva, or vaginal area.
This meaning comes from the ancient story about women getting soap on their loofas, a pseudonym for their "private parts," while showering in Deleware.

"Man, don't touch my loofa! It's wet!"
loofa by boo boo boo December 28, 2005

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The stain left after rough sex.
Chris is acting like such a loofa right now!
loofa by Loyal2Destiny November 13, 2016

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Loofa is a way of calling someone a silly billy or something goofy.It can also mean a shower sponge to wash your body with.
Person 1: Hey what’s the capital of Scotland?
Person 2:Edinburgh how’d you know that man your such a loofa
Loofa by Amy Rooney June 8, 2022

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Incorrect term to describe an item correctly known as a "poof."
"Hand me the soap and that loofa" should actually read "Hand me the soap and that poof."
loofa by O.D. April 29, 2003

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(n.) singular. If you are being retarted and acting like an idiot, then you could be described as being a loofa, or loofae in plural form. Alternate spellings include:
Lufa
Loof
Luf
Lufae
Loofae
Loofah
Lufah
etc.
Whoa what was that!?" "It's my hand" "Oh" "You're being a loofa
Loofa by SeaRay71 July 10, 2010
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