Chinaman: Long Wang controls the elements
Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--
Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--
by Mungu February 27, 2007
Literally means "dragon king" (龙王) in Chinese, but in English it sounds like something else entirely.
by Blargargh July 08, 2017
by Jack December 30, 2003