Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 08, 2019

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger April 23, 2018

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

Long shlong

A Man or a girl with an big dick

Woah man you have suck an Long shlong

by Suck that greg September 04, 2019

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 11, 2005

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021