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Lonelyeth 

A disease of which you believe you are lonely when you are surrounded by the people you care about. You are not aware that you have many friends. It can can be cured by appreaciating what you have.
My theripist told me I should be more appreciative about my friends. He said I have lonelyeth.
Lonelyeth by Here_2_Help_Them January 17, 2019
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Lonelyeditor.exe 

Do you follow lonelyeditor.exe? They’re super gay

Lonegetherness 

Brit: "I'm lonely"

Will: "Me too. We can be lonely together!"

Brit: "Lonegetherness? I'm down."
Lonegetherness by SmallCityGuitar August 10, 2014

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

Lonely people
Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?
Lonelytine’s Day by Yo te February 5, 2020

lovelytheband 

A relatively new alternative rock band that is pretty cool.
Friend 1: “Are you listening to lovelytheband?”
Friend 2: “Nibba the f**k u just say”
lovelytheband by 241020 May 31, 2018

lonelyeresstnest 

When a man, because of a woman, is feeling like the loneliest man on earth, having the loneliest day ever recorded, and is also "more lonely-er" than anyone else, because it is a competition. Can also mean the loneliest nest.
Instead of feeling bad for sleeping in and missing work, he just texted his girlfriend far away and said "because I love you and miss you terribly, I am the lonelyeresstnest and can't function, so it's your fault", and then he felt much better.

lonelyeyes 

Lonelyeyes is the ship name for Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard from The Magnus Archives.

It isn’t canon but many of the cast and crew members ship it or make references to it.
“I love the ship lonelyeyes!”

“I know right! They’re such a cute couple!”
lonelyeyes by eyelias February 23, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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