Logical Moralism

The practice of using formal logic and logical reasoning as a basis for moral judgment—condemning positions as "illogical" as if logical consistency were the highest ethical value, or deriving moral conclusions from logical premises as if ought could be deduced from is. Logical moralism treats moral disagreements as failures of reasoning, assuming that if everyone just thought clearly enough, they'd arrive at the same ethical conclusions. It's the philosopher who thinks teaching logic will eliminate prejudice; the debater who treats every moral question as soluble through syllogism; the rationalist who believes irrationality is the source of all evil. Logical moralism mistakes one tool of thought for the whole of moral wisdom.

Example: "He couldn't engage with her moral concerns—he just kept pointing out where her arguments were 'illogical,' as if logical consistency was the only thing that mattered. Pure Logical Moralism, mistaking reasoning for righteousness."

Logical Moralism by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008