Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.
After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.
by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009
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sawing logs

to be asleep, to be snoring like a chainsaw cutting down trees.
She passed out last night after the party; she was totally sawing logs.
by ArtMoxie September 04, 2008
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saw log

a extremely long and round turd, usually found in the shithouse.
Ewwwww, My sister left a saw log in the shitter.
by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007
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Sawing Logs

My arms are so tired, I've been sawing logs all day.
by Tucker Brant June 29, 2021
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