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Log Fire 

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera
}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush
Log Fire by Big Leezo December 6, 2011
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The type of shit that makes your ass hole burn.

or

Another word for doing a number 2.
Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.

Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.
Fire log by M.Doyle October 13, 2007

Cleveland fire log 

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.
"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."
Cleveland fire log by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

Take a log off the fire 

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
Take a log off the fire by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

Putting a log on the fire 

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah

log on the fire 

When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.
Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.
log on the fire by AintTelin August 25, 2006

Throw another log on the fire 

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog
I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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