Log Fire

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera

}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush

by Big Leezo December 06, 2011

fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!

Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!

by white nigel January 09, 2014

Fire log

The type of shit that makes your ass hole burn.

or

Another word for doing a number 2.

Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.

Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.

by M.Doyle October 13, 2007

log on the fire

When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.

Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.

by AintTelin August 25, 2006

Putting a log on the fire

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.

Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah

by CM Billingsworth July 06, 2011

Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020