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...as a result of last nite's very hot vindaloo, I now have an extremely sore log chopper!

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Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

Chocolate log chomper by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

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Log Chopper • Chocolate log chomper • drop a log in the chipper • Loghopper • LOLCHOPPER • log • log jam • log splitter • Log Cabin • log off

drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

drop a log in the chipper by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

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Loghopper

A large hard poop generally long in length.

Ely: Hey Zoe, check out the huge loghopper I just dropped.
Zoe: Now that's a loghopper!

Loghopper by e&z August 14, 2009

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LOLCHOPPER

LOLCHOPPER is a differentiation of the word ROFLCOPTER, still relying on the use of a helicopter.

Dude 1: Go to that store and buy some Mentos and then I'll go in and get a 2 litre bottle of coke!
Dude 2: LOLCHOPPER

LOLCHOPPER by Shortlems July 21, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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