Log Chopper 

the anus

...as a result of last nite's very hot vindaloo, I now have an extremely sore log chopper!

Log Chopper by nufferz January 21, 2011

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

Chocolate log chomper by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

drop a log in the chipper 

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

drop a log in the chipper by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

Loghopper 

A large hard poop generally long in length.

Ely: Hey Zoe, check out the huge loghopper I just dropped.
Zoe: Now that's a loghopper!

Loghopper by e&z August 14, 2009

LOLCHOPPER 

LOLCHOPPER is a differentiation of the word ROFLCOPTER, still relying on the use of a helicopter.

Dude 1: Go to that store and buy some Mentos and then I'll go in and get a 2 litre bottle of coke!
Dude 2: LOLCHOPPER

LOLCHOPPER by Shortlems July 21, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019