Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.
Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy
This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day
Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.