Lobbits 

A loud, obnoxious group of over-excited college kids who spend too much time in the lobby of the dorm.

Sean- Bro I could not sleep last night.

Max- Were the Lobbits out of their Lobbit hole?

Sean- Those damn Lobbits!

Lobbits by MaxLaz January 13, 2013

Call Of Duty Lobbies 

Where 12 year olds with fucking mics call everyone the n word

Me: Plays COD

12 year old: NIG*ER COCK SUCK MY DICK

Me: Call Of Duty Lobbies are so toxic smh

Call Of Duty Lobbies by nobruhwhy September 26, 2020

Among Us Lobbies 

Absolute holes of shit, and never perfect, the worst possible experience

"wow, that experience was like among us lobbies"

Among Us Lobbies by CrakHed57 November 25, 2020

Lobbies 

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

Lobbies by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

among us private lobbies 

more organized than public lobbies, can be paired with discord for goodness overload

i like among us private lobbies
i will use discord and have good times

among us private lobbies by SloveniaSus February 7, 2021

Scientific Lobbies

Organized interest groups within the scientific community—whether aligned with specific industries (pharma, fossil fuels), ideological camps, or dominant academic paradigms—that use their influence, funding power, and control over prestigious journals and conferences to steer research priorities, suppress dissenting findings, and shape public perception to favor their interests. They turn the scientific process into a political battlefield.

Example: For decades, Scientific Lobbies funded by the sugar industry successfully directed nutrition research toward blaming fat for heart disease, published favorable studies in major journals, and marginalized scientists pointing to sugar's role, distorting public health guidelines for a generation.

Scientific Lobbies by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Theory of Logical Lobbies

The theory that logic itself is shaped by organized interests—that what counts as logical is influenced by those who have the power to define logical norms. Logical Lobbies argues that logic is not neutral but political, that different logical systems serve different interests, that the teaching of logic is never innocent. Schools teach certain logical norms; courts enforce certain reasoning standards; media reward certain argument styles. These aren't just technical choices; they're power moves, ways of privileging some ways of thinking over others. The Theory of Logical Lobbies explains why some arguments are heard and others dismissed, why some reasoning is celebrated and others marginalized, why logic is never just logic.

Example: "He'd always thought logic was neutral—just the rules of thought. The Theory of Logical Lobbies showed him otherwise: who decided those rules? Who benefited? Who was excluded? Logic wasn't just logic; it was politics by other means. The rules of reason had rulers—and the rulers had interests."

Theory of Logical Lobbies by Abzugal February 21, 2026