Llamatoe (ya - ma - toe) A nation and religion based around llamas and a church based around sushi. Full of child labor, child sacrifices and lots of sausage Llamatoe is a very sacred nation and you can visit it today!
I love Llamatoe. Llamatoe has many sacrificial ceremonies held in the "Sacrificial Llama Sanctuary" in which people cheer as man eating llamas rip apart babies limb by limb (only if they are the 3rd son in a generation, we don't kill random babies because that is cruel).
by llamatoe god January 12, 2021
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by Mouse-The-Cat April 17, 2015
Get the Llamatoligy mug.The male equivalent of a camel toe, but depicting the particular scenario of (usually a frenchman's) cojones falling out of homeboys' cut off jeans.
Maryse: I like your cut off jeans, Aria.
Brenna: Dammit Aria, you're supposed to wear underwear in those, your balls are falling out!
Aria: Shit, is my llama toe showing again?
Brenna: Dammit Aria, you're supposed to wear underwear in those, your balls are falling out!
Aria: Shit, is my llama toe showing again?
by aria aka 'llama toes' May 12, 2010
Get the llama toe mug.The male version of camel toe. When a guy's pants are so tight, the seam in his crotch separates his nuts and you can see one on each side of said seam. Cowboy hicks in tight Wranglers best describes this visual.
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Get the Llamato mug.Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.
Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?
Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?
Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.
by Randy June 30, 2005
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