One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
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1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob
To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.
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Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.
“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”
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To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
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