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Greasy Lizard
(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't
decide
what you want to do most, eat
KFC
or
jerk off
, so you do both simultaneously.
You disgusting pig.
Put down
that chicken. Your
tiny dick
looks like a
greasy lizard
.
by
Angus McCracken
February 12, 2020
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