My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite January 7, 2016
Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human
Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 March 25, 2018
When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
by Liz the Lozer September 5, 2022
When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.
by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020
The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
by Xanax Man December 10, 2018
If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 22, 2017
by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018