A hairy little man who chases a woman down like an antelope then swipes his fist like a claw directly into the forehead of the female knocking her unconscious. He then proceeds to hump her face violently like a raw piece of meat while viciously roaring at the top of his lungs. This continues until he jizzes all over her making her have a "mane" of jizz. After that he runs away on all fours
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.