A walking contradiction, blending the charm of a damp sponge with the grace of a stumbling giraffe. Known for their uncanny ability to make even the most mundane tasks seem like Olympic-level feats of incompetence. Picture a soggy slice of bread desperately trying to pass itself off as gourmet cuisine—that's Lithum in a nutshell. They're the type to trip over their own shadow and blame it on the floor being too uneven. They are almost always half blind, you could say his vision is as reliable as his bedroom performance. But hey, every friend group needs a designated comic relief, right? Lets give it up for Lithum, where the only thing bigger than his ego is his collection of unfulfilled promises.
Oh there comes Lithum.
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