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A walking contradiction, blending the charm of a damp sponge with the grace of a stumbling giraffe. Known for their uncanny ability to make even the most mundane tasks seem like Olympic-level feats of incompetence. Picture a soggy slice of bread desperately trying to pass itself off as gourmet cuisine—that's Lithum in a nutshell. They're the type to trip over their own shadow and blame it on the floor being too uneven. They are almost always half blind, you could say his vision is as reliable as his bedroom performance. But hey, every friend group needs a designated comic relief, right? Lets give it up for Lithum, where the only thing bigger than his ego is his collection of unfulfilled promises.
Oh there comes Lithum.

Lithiumlockedyou 

A infamous roblox user hated on for finding a method to lock accounts and with that power locking accounts because he is too invested in his own ego to understand how other people feel. Most accounts locked are usually sold accounts and most of his cronies also believe they are "lockers".
Peson1: Hey have you heard of LithiumLockedyou before
Person2: That retard needs to get a hobby. Account lockers think they're the shit.
Lithiumlockedyou by Lil peep official September 1, 2023

lithuania 

Small country with a basketball team that can probably kick the Dream teams asses
lithuania is in europe
lithuania by Suge August 17, 2004

Lithiumlockedyou 

A infamous roblox user hated on for finding a method to lock accounts and with that power locking accounts because he is too invested in his own ego to understand how other people feel. Most accounts locked are usually sold accounts and most of his cronies also believe they are "lockers".
Peson1: Hey have you heard of LithiumLockedyou before
Person2: That retard needs to get a hobby. Account lockers think they're the shit.
Lithiumlockedyou by Lil peep official September 1, 2023

lithuania 

A beautiful, strong-willed country that has miraculously survived the grip of soviet communists, corrupt invaders, and war-monging outsiders for centuries. Has approximately the same population as Toronto and is roughly the size of Ireland. Also the last country in Europe to accept Christianity.
Lithuania has pristine lakes, scented forests, and welcoming people. Lietuva tevyne musu!
lithuania by Caius Justinas May 8, 2005

Lithuania Man

Lithuania Man is a professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for stat padding against the mighty countries Like Lithuania and Faroe Islands. He has a record for scoring 4 goals against the mighty country of Lithuania in a single match.
Lithuania Man stat padding adventure continues!
Lithuania Man by 6tydfsgrsa August 24, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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