9 definitions by Caius Justinas

Morrowind User: A guy at a fighting club sent me to find a cube in a tomb so he would tell me about a cult

Human Being : Wtf?
by Caius Justinas April 15, 2005
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An article of clothing (usually a t-shirt) that is yet another trail-off piece of merchandise the creators and affiliates of Napoleon Dynamite are using to suck the largest amount of money possible out of what's left of their film.
Look at Rachelle. She bought a 'vote for pedro' shirt on our Ottawa trip. Bitch.
by Caius Justinas June 20, 2005
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
by Caius Justinas May 9, 2005
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A hugely multicultural country in North America that is located above the United States. Canada has the potential to be one of the richest countries in the world, but due to 'royal' figureheads and a faulty government, it doesn't come close. Canada has free health care, and to those who gloat about it too often, it was BRITAIN that burned the white house down, NOT Canada. The white house was burned down in 1812, and Canada was not a country until 1867. And for the record, the most heavily populated place in Canada is not frost-bitten and snow covered, it's actually lower than Maine, and has HOT summers!
Canada became a country on July 1st, 1867!
by Caius Justinas June 21, 2005
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The man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. This is hardly recognized, and those he killed were his own people, and those from small, helpless countries he prior infested with communism.
Stalin, Mao, and Hitler, in that order have caused the most human deaths.
by Caius Justinas June 18, 2005
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A beautiful, strong-willed country that has miraculously survived the grip of soviet communists, corrupt invaders, and war-monging outsiders for centuries. Has approximately the same population as Toronto and is roughly the size of Ireland. Also the last country in Europe to accept Christianity.
Lithuania has pristine lakes, scented forests, and welcoming people. Lietuva tevyne musu!
by Caius Justinas May 9, 2005
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Jonny got the rep for being a fomo, but jake's a bigger one.
by Caius Justinas June 30, 2005
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