Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand September 1, 2015
Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.
Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!
by barisaxy11 October 20, 2013
The rejection of bad writing including but not limited to Twilight, Harry Potter, and other such garbage.
by Mr. Culture January 22, 2011
Mike: Hey, Johnny! I'm gonna play Doki Doki Literature Club. Any tips?
Johnny: Yeah. Don't hang out with Sayori too much, you'd get pretty hung up by the end of Act 1. She kinda leaves you hanging there.
Johnny: Yeah. Don't hang out with Sayori too much, you'd get pretty hung up by the end of Act 1. She kinda leaves you hanging there.
by Cerixem December 3, 2017
Hell.
Doki Doki Literature Club.Is.Hell.Hęłp më bēførę !tß tøö łåtę......
by A Legit Intellectual October 19, 2018
The Neustadt International Prize for Literature is a biennial award for literature sponsored by the University of Oklahoma and its international literary publication, World Literature Today. It is widely considered to be the most prestigious international literary prize after the Nobel Prize in Literature.
Harvard was so pissed off that OU produced the Neustadt International Prize for Literature and they didn't.
Plus, OU still has a better football team.
Plus, OU still has a better football team.
by quesondriac March 24, 2010
A cute visual novel game! Where you meet Sayori, A Bundle of Sunshine, Natsuki who is cute on the outside, Yuri, a Maiden of Mystery and The club president Monika.
Don't leave Sayori hanging during Act 1. p ͎̬̱̹̲͇͇̯̈́̌̐͑͋̒̊͜l ̠͛̎̔̅̇̍̓̾͠͝͝e̶̢̡̛̖͉͚̖̼̐̓̎̉́̈́̕͘͝a ̰͍̲̣͛̇̉̚͠s̵̨̼̼̲̆̉͊̓̏͌͘͠ȩ̶̭̞̫̻̇͐.̶̛̛̝̬̜̠͕͙̦̠̝̝͑̏̌̂
Yuri is a cut above the rest.
Natsuki is trying her best to beat her competition.
It would be a shame if it was you and J̶̡̗̤̽͛͗͝ͅu ̯̈́̂̎̚̚S ̲̼̮̻͌͑̈́̊t̶̪̍̀̽̋͠ ̵̲̕M̶̯̳̼̳̳͈͊̽o̶̤̟̾̂̀͘͘̕ṇ̵͔͓̎̍Į̶̢̝͓̦̖̍͠k ̓̑̆̆͋ͅȀ̵̡͈̝̗̘̐̃́̽̕.̴̞̼̬̥͂̑͝
Seriously, DDLC is a game of suicide, Self-harm, Stalking, Manipulation. The novel acts like it's a nice game, But when it comes to Act 2, Act 3 And Act 4, the game starts to act more terrifying and the music will distort or go off tune, except for the piano, Huh... Who else is related to painos...
Don't leave Sayori hanging during Act 1. p ͎̬̱̹̲͇͇̯̈́̌̐͑͋̒̊͜l ̠͛̎̔̅̇̍̓̾͠͝͝e̶̢̡̛̖͉͚̖̼̐̓̎̉́̈́̕͘͝a ̰͍̲̣͛̇̉̚͠s̵̨̼̼̲̆̉͊̓̏͌͘͠ȩ̶̭̞̫̻̇͐.̶̛̛̝̬̜̠͕͙̦̠̝̝͑̏̌̂
Yuri is a cut above the rest.
Natsuki is trying her best to beat her competition.
It would be a shame if it was you and J̶̡̗̤̽͛͗͝ͅu ̯̈́̂̎̚̚S ̲̼̮̻͌͑̈́̊t̶̪̍̀̽̋͠ ̵̲̕M̶̯̳̼̳̳͈͊̽o̶̤̟̾̂̀͘͘̕ṇ̵͔͓̎̍Į̶̢̝͓̦̖̍͠k ̓̑̆̆͋ͅȀ̵̡͈̝̗̘̐̃́̽̕.̴̞̼̬̥͂̑͝
Seriously, DDLC is a game of suicide, Self-harm, Stalking, Manipulation. The novel acts like it's a nice game, But when it comes to Act 2, Act 3 And Act 4, the game starts to act more terrifying and the music will distort or go off tune, except for the piano, Huh... Who else is related to painos...
"Hey Mason, Have you heard about Doki Doki Literature Club?"
"No, what is that?"
"A Cute visual novel game where you make poems for the girls."
"seems cool, I'll check it out."
Monika's writing tip of the day
Monika: "Heres Monika's writing tip of the day! Sometimes you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision...when that happens, don't forget to save your game! You never know when...um... Can you hear me? Tell me you can hear me. Anything. "P ͇͙̗̟͆l̴͙͎͇̍̾̕e ̢̨̳̒̽̀̚a ̛͎̗s̵̞̤̼̍͊̎ȩ̴̰͒͘ ̺̲͖̄͛h̵̹̤̪͐̃̚ẽ̵̞̜l̴̢̺͂p ̖͊̿̃̓ ̠͗͛̈́m̵̙͎͈̻̒͊̋e̵̲̦͗͆̎̕"...That's my advice for today! Thanks for listening~"
"No, what is that?"
"A Cute visual novel game where you make poems for the girls."
"seems cool, I'll check it out."
Monika's writing tip of the day
Monika: "Heres Monika's writing tip of the day! Sometimes you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision...when that happens, don't forget to save your game! You never know when...um... Can you hear me? Tell me you can hear me. Anything. "P ͇͙̗̟͆l̴͙͎͇̍̾̕e ̢̨̳̒̽̀̚a ̛͎̗s̵̞̤̼̍͊̎ȩ̴̰͒͘ ̺̲͖̄͛h̵̹̤̪͐̃̚ẽ̵̞̜l̴̢̺͂p ̖͊̿̃̓ ̠͗͛̈́m̵̙͎͈̻̒͊̋e̵̲̦͗͆̎̕"...That's my advice for today! Thanks for listening~"
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 14, 2022