literal shit

for use when someone actualy shits when they get scared.

you scared the literal shit out of me!

literal shit by jdude01 November 19, 2010

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a literal shitter

flex AKA muwap or cntrl

bro flex is a literal shitter ong. nigga faked cancer yikes💀 he gets no bitches

a literal shitter by okok221 January 28, 2022

Liberal Shitstorm

A daily occurring event since at least 2015, when Donald Trump ran and won the presidency in 2016.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.

Person 1
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.

Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.

Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.

Liberal Shitstorm by WokeMan91 April 28, 2022

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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