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An explicit sexual act where one person talks/yells into a womans hoo-hah, letting her climax on the soundwaves.
"I gave my girlfriend a lisey last night, she loved it!"

"I can't imagine giving someone a lisey is enjoyable to listen to.."
Lisey by I touch old people October 31, 2009
Words you can keep
Fun girl, who likes to have a good time and being silly/goofing around. She is always up for a party, and she is (surprisingly) the youngest in the friend group. She is very nice, and really cares about her friends.
"Lisey is so fun to be around"
"This party could use some Lisey"
Lisey by Chakakarn January 21, 2022
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Lisey liseylou limey lisette lise Lifey likey liseth Lineysha Linsey
a blonde girl with blue eyes. she’s so gorgeous and a bit kinky. she’s super loyal and has tons of friends. the only downside is that she ya a lot of hoes but it’s okay bc when you steal her heart you’ve got it forever and she’s never letting you go
tell lisey you love her
lisey by fullsendforlife November 5, 2019
PERSON. she likes to eat cheese, poke people. she makes fun of everything that moves. Likes irritating people. In love with Harry Potter.
She's such a Lisey, god. I never knew someone who could each that much cheese.
Science could never describe her beauty. Human nature can only remain in awe of the wisdom, strength, and perseverance that made her a leader on Earth. Heaven is jealous of her gift to give mortals the chance to glimpse at what awaits them. Every flower brightens as she walks by, every artist begins creating as she smiles, every child gains composure as she speaks, every bird sings as she wakes, every photograph of her is time measured, every movement of hers is grace, every chance to spend with her is lovely because lovely feels lovely in her care, every sunset lasts longer in her gaze, every home feels safer in her presence, every kindness feels kinder when it’s hers, every heart beats better when she’s having fun, every sentence becomes poetry when she writes, every summer becomes cooler when she breathes, every year is grateful to be hers, and every moment you get with her is a moment you’ll never forget. She is the stars, the moon, and everything in between. She is a myth only found in fairytales growing up. She is reality’s quest to find peace and love. She is my best friend.
Is that an angel? Yep, it’s Lisette.
Lisette by romeo567 August 24, 2019

Do as you likey 

Cockney rhyming slang for pikey; a derogatory term for Irish or Romany gypsies or travellers in the UK and Ireland.
1. Lock anything that can be towed in the garage, the do as you likeys have set up camp in the local school field tonight.

2. The do as you likey offered to mend my roof but instead stole all the lead.

3. James was killed by a high voltage arc flash. The police noted that the do as you likeys had ripped up all of the copper earthing cables which would have saved him.
Lisya is a strong person she's been through dark times or dark moments but refuses to let her head hang low she fights through all her problems and becomes stronger and stronger everyday if you ever get a chance to be with a Lisya DO NOT LET HER GO! she loves to be free and loves to be creative with everything and has a very strong personality. She's a very unique person and you will find no one like her :P
LISYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lisya by Jaddiiee April 17, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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