The female equivalent to male tea bagging. The rubbing of the female genitals on a individual who is lying on the ground passed out or other wise.

(play on the product lip balm)

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.