lion food 

1. A Christian
2. Christians, collectively

Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.

1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.

2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.

lion food by Tom Cerveaux February 18, 2010

food lion 

A local grocery store where people go and spend every last penny in their pocket on beer, chips, dip, and more beer. Also known as "the place to be on a Friday afternoon".

Let's go to Food Lion and have a shopping spree!!

food lion by princessblonde63 June 28, 2003

Food Lion 

Grocery store in the southeast. Also a euphemism for vomiting.

I got so drunk last night, i food lioned everywhere!

Food Lion by brancrew May 7, 2009

Food Lion 

A sketchy place where cheap poor people get their groceries.
A place only weird crazy loons shop.
Also called the food kitty.

My best friend works in Food Lion.
Look at that weird freak in the Food Lion! He must be poor.
Im a poor person now!

Food Lion by supercutekid November 19, 2011

Food Lion 

A term used to describe one's bulge in the pants. "Food Lions" usually incite fear and/or happiness. In most cases, fearful happiness. God bless Food Lion.

Holy hell, check out Timmy's enormous Food Lion! How misshapen you are!

Food Lion by Froogler April 1, 2004