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Linyos Torovoltos 

A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.
Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.
Linyos Torovoltos by MiffTheFox February 21, 2009
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Linyos Torovoltos 

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.
"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"

Linyos Torovoltos 

A soviet hacker that created the OS called lunix, which is spyware and if your son had installed it. You need to get a technician called IMMEDIATELY! He also can steal your music with the MP3 Program.
LUNIX by Linyos Torovoltos is a scary virus
Linyos Torovoltos by Drake112 December 23, 2023
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026