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lingenfelter 

The name John Lingenfelter has become a legend in the world of performance engineering.
The ambitions and aspirations of many engineers and enthusiasts, the world over, were represented almost casually in his daily life and actions. For over 28 years, Lingenfelter has been synonymous with world class performance, taking great cars and trucks and reinventing them with legendary precision.

This legendary record of precision engineering continues, as the Lingenfelter design team continues to target design excellence in engine packages and parts.
The Lingenfelter legend remains with us in every detail, and is reflected in our vehicles with refined power, speed and control.

Lingenfelter Performance Engineering
or LPE offers packages for C4, C5 & C6 Corvette. Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet SSR, Pontiac GTO, Chevrolet Camaro, Impala SS, Pontiac Firebird, Cadillac Escalade, GMC Denali, Sierra & H2 Hummer & Dodge Viper. Lingenfelter twin turbo packages range from 550 horsepower to over 1,000 horsepower and supercharger packages starting at 475 horsepower.
Oh shit!
Look at that Lingenfelter Corvette!
It has a LS7 7.0L V8 with 1280Hp!
0-60 in 1.7 seconds!
Yea rite!?

Wanna bet?

Fucking rite

3..2..1..

=DONE!=
Dam, he was rite!
Words you can keep

Lingenfelter 

A German word hailing from the action of doing Cocaine.
Bob did a big ol' Lingenfelter.
Related Words

Linginfelter

A term defining one who jacks off to pictures of hairy men in speedos.
Stop looking at me, you linginfelter!
Linginfelter by bob335 June 11, 2011

Lingenfelser 

The act of masturbating onto a friend's vanilla ice cream whilst they are not present so, upon return, they will consume your baby gravy.
Joe farted on my pillow, so I Lingenfelsered his ice cream when he went to the bathroom.
Lingenfelser by Zeralon November 12, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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