A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.
by OSXmt12 December 3, 2008
1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.
Terry Tate is an office linebacker.
by Stuff It September 9, 2003
A relative of the Mall Zombie, these specimens usually travel in groups of three to six, spreading themselves out over the full width of a sidewalk to prevent anyone behind them from getting past without pulling a "Red Rover" maneuver. Like the Mall Zombie, Sidewalk Linebackers often eat themselves into maximum girth to increase their progress-blocking capabilities.
Dude, I would have been on time but I spent the last three blocks trapped behind these fucking Sidewalk Linebackers!
by Mauler MMA January 7, 2011
Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
by foug September 7, 2003
Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 31, 2023
by MIsForMaverick May 2, 2012