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Lightning Wolf 

Young millennials who are typically whiny, needing constant validation and instant gratification. Excellent at “crying wolf.”
“Bro, your little brother continually needs me to pay attention and fawn over him. It never stops, he’s a lightning wolf.”
Lightning Wolf by Altrostar October 17, 2018

lightningbolt

Used at eatpoo to carry out a banning verdict. While inspired by the video of a fat kid in a larp throwing soft foam balls at an ogre (a guy in a tablesheet with a butt ugly mask) while yelling lightningbolt, today the lightningbolt is the feared yet worshipped weapon of the forums moderators
noob: Hi th3re guyZ! I know I don't got good art but I didn't try hard on this 1. My Mom sayZ itZ cool so I don't care if you don't like it!!1
member1: I can't believe you posted that?
member2: Thats butt ugly!
member3: Read the Rules!
member4: Lightningbolt his ass!
****Crackaboom!!!****
lightningbolt by whistle May 3, 2004

lightningbolt

Another word for banning a person from somewhere.
You are lightningbolted from this forum
lightningbolt by Micket October 17, 2003

lightningboltalighto 

A lightningboltalighto is a lightning bolt that hit's a European person at the speed of exactly 2 miles per hour.
Miles was hit by a lightningboltalighto